Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language
Brenda and Terry are going out
for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the
couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase
it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to
the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my
mother.'
Several minutes later, Terry, looks
so tired, arrives and comes back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long,
the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat
hanger several times before I could get her to come out!'
The British at School (--09202241079)
One day,
Mrs Arnold, a teacher at Green Barn Infant School, Norwich, England, was
attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds.
Firstly
she held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, 'Sammy, what is this
animal?'
Sammy
looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, 'I'm
sorry Mrs Arnold, I don't know.'
Mrs
Arnold was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Sammy, 'Well, Sammy,
what does your Mummy call your Daddy?'
Sammy's
face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look spread slowly, and he
asked, 'Mrs Arnold, is that really a pig?'
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